TUrning Stone WOOOOOOOO

We are in the room right now.

I (Bach) am on my fourth beer, and like Bloom, thi si sgetting me drunk (LOL). We are watching UNC-USC, getting wasted, convincing Tirrella to ask his girlfriend to do anal, and other such things. Im down 100 or so, but money means nothing to me. Literally. It is just the pieces of the game that is poker. Holla. Im going to own roulette later.

Here's (G)arak...


This is the best idea that we've ever had. I'm up $465 from poker. I doubled up in the first 10 hands and then flopped four-of-a-kind for another $150. The day went well from there. Then me and bach drove the 25 (!) minutes to the nearest liquor store to buy beer. That brings us to our current state of drinking in the room before we go to play table games. me and billy are the best blackjack team evar!!!!1!11one!

Heres Hanrahan

yoooo duuuuuuudes
[ninja-edit] sam and billy are arguing which will probably end up with sum type of sexual intercourse in the shower. [ninja-edit] There are many prop bets going on behind me right now, basketball, coin flips, etc yea people are betting on anything. This trip=degeneracy=amazing. So today i played 5 straight hours of poker in the same seat at the same table. yes i know that sounds rediculous and very bromfield like but i did it. and during that time i happened to make 200 bones despite losing over 100 on the last hand. Right now im pretty pumped that we are going to play table games pretty soon. heres a sick play by play of the action in the room right now

(Bach tripes over plastic bag filled with beer and ice on the floor)
Arak:ohhhh we run so bad
(no one else seems to notice wuts going on and instead sam and billy and focusing on betting on the unlv-oregon game)
Sam: I'm up 300 in blackjack
Arak: GIVE ME A COLD BEER!!!!!!!!
Bach: lol (he didnt actually say this but he did it)
Arak: I'm literally down 5 bucks since i walked in the room
(yes unfortunately we are at a a casino but still feel the need to make prop bets in the room of the casino even though there are many degenerate gambling games just an elevator ride away)

ok boys, my time is up, heres the one they call mr william hale

so this night has degenerated into coin flips for 10-20 dollars a pop.... i love how we roll. The fifth of captain was killed instantly, 1/3 tirrell, 1/3 hale, 1/3 randos + tirrell + hale. Hale, Tirrell, and Bach are the only ones down, although Hale is coming back with a solid blackjack run... now the conversation has turned to hookers and hot chicks met in the elevator, how good is this is night? 7 guys (teddy has not returned from the poker tables) were decent friends before this trip... now we have become so much more. What a trip.

[ninja-edit]
"If we close our eyes and then circle jerk would it be gay?" Bach
Interesting question, and one that will be kept for a later time.



THISI SBACH I AM SO UNLUCKY THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.

the end for now